Sage advice from singer Jim Croce. He also says we shouldn’t
tug on superman’s cape or pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
I am going to add something to that list. Don’t stop taking your antibiotics before they are finished.
And now, I shall learn from my mistakes. I quit taking my month’s supply of antibiotics after only a week (at most).
What can I say? I was feeling better, and just did not think of it much. Last night I noticed my sinuses were
feeling a bit off, and I continued to experience pain from a headache pounding in my sinuses from earlier in the day.
This morning when I awoke, my head felt like someone had kicked me several times in the head with a large
jungle camo Marine Corp boot. I know, right?
You know what “going commando” is, right? Of course, you do. Get this. It has been over a year since I have been to see my dermatologist.
Crappy insurance prevented me from going to him, but now that I am back on BCBS, I can start
going back. Yesterday I finally got around to getting into his office. I was sitting there chatting with the nurse for a bit before we got started
on everything. As she walked out of the office she said
“You know the routine, strip down to your underwear, and the doctor will be in here in a few minutes”
“That is not a routine I remember!?
She then explained I was having the full body inspection.
Honestly, a bit of panic set in. “I, uh, I don’t wear underwear”, I said.
“Oh, that’s alright, you can wrap up in that sheet on the table, over there”, she replied, as she left the room.
Sheet? What sheet? Oh, you mean this see through flimsy toilet-papered piece of material? The butcher paper they use
at Macaroni Grill is thicker than this!
The exam went off without a hitch, and I was able to stay covered up properly. Due to stress and a chilly temperature
in the doctor’s office, I cannot imagine it would have been one of my finer showing moments. ha!
They did take 4 biopsies of some spots. Two on my chest and two on my back. I am not too sure about the ones on my back, but I bet
the bottom one on my chest comes back positive. It’s just the way it looks where he has removed the biopsy. Most of them seem to come completely
off when biopsied, this one looks to go a bit deeper. Oh well, I am not too worried. I have lost count of how many I have had biopsied that
came back positive for Basal Cell Carcinoma.
You know, I do not even think about going out in the sun anymore without a boatload of protection on. Mainly because of my tattoos. I have a ton
of money invested in them so I really don’t want them fading too much. Mind you, it’s not like it matters much. The skin damage I suffer from
now is a result of over exposure to the sun from decades ago. (Wow, that is the first time I have ever used the word
decade. I feel old.)
Well, I should really go take my percocet, place my dentures in a glass of efferdent, and take out my hearing aids and retire for the night.
(since I am feeling old)