I will not take any lip from you
Only from me
You know how gum comes in those little bubble packs now? Yesterday I popped a piece out, and picked up the pack to
just grab the piece with my teeth. In doing so, I sliced my lip on the foil. It was a decent little slice so I grabbed
a papertowel and held it between my lips as I went about my business. After about 10 minutes I reached up and grabbed
the papertowl, which had dried to the cut /and/ (keyword there) the rest of my lips. As the papertowel came away from
my lip it removed with it a section of skin from the opposite side of my mouth! I now have a small razor on
the left side of my mouth and a nice chunk of skin missing from the swollen right side of my mouth.
Idiot are I
I know it’s probably not a laughing matter, but nonetheless…
No, it’s sorta funny. Odd, but funny in a my type of luck way..