Critter’s Krib

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So I go to Lowe’s Hardware this morning with Talon. I purchase (2) 4′ x 4′ pieces of peg board and a new razor blade cutting tool. I get outside and then realize I brought the car instead of the truck.


I think to myself, "No biggie, I will just cut the peg board down a bit with the new razor I purchased."


During my attempt at getting the tamper proof packaging on the razor blad open (with my car keys) I allowed the (then protected) razor blade to slice it’s way through the protection sheath, through the packaging and fully submerge itself in the palm of my hand.


And I still had to cut down the peg board.


Mental Note: Never go to Lowe’s without the truck. (dumbass)