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On the way to school this morning, Talon heard the phrase “70′s porn mustache”. “70′s porn MUSTANG??”, he yelled. “That must be the coolest, oldest mustang ever!” I didn’t say anything, but I was dying on the inside. Tweet

BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) — A military shell given to a group of children by a neighbor exploded while they played with it, killing two children and injuring five others, police and witnesses said.Police were investigating the cause of Tuesday’s explosion, which damaged homes and forced neighbors to wrap bloodied and dazed children in blankets.”As you [...]

There has been so much going on lately, I don’t think I even look at the computer when I am not working, so that leaves free “computer time” for posting or updating anything at a minimum. I do have to sort out Talon’s Colors for the site, but I probably won’t start or get to [...]

So today I am 34 years old. uh.. yeah? Oh well, moving on… Talon is off to school tomorrow for his first day of 1st grade. I am not sure who is more excited. We had the teacher/parent/school orientation gig this past Thursday evening. His teacher is very nice. She seems like she will definitely [...]

This is what Talon gave me for my birthday. With a little help from my mother, of course. It’s great, read it. It will bring a tear to your eyes, either that or I’m just getting old. If you have trouble reading it, just click it and you can see the full size on flickr [...]

A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too.” [...]

Holy E. coli, batman! We’ve been invaded. You thought drinking the water in Mexico was all you had to worry about. Wrong! Now, drinking the water in precious Cary , can cause you to pee out your butt. You have been warned. Tweet

That’s right, the gig is up, they have your number. The beds at Raddison hotels are Sleep Number beds. Now what is that you ask? Surely you have seen the Bionic Woman on television pushing everyone to buy a sleep number bed so that they can sleep ever so peacfully. She says her number is [...]

I am heading out in a few hours for a quick trip to Florida. I despise the process of flying. You would think in time it has gotten better. No, not at all. I should crush up some menthos and fill a cup with diet coke so they can take it from me and dump [...]