That’s right, the gig is up, they have your number. The beds at Raddison hotels are Sleep Number beds. Now what is that you ask? Surely you have seen the Bionic Woman on television pushing everyone to buy a sleep number bed so that they can sleep ever so peacfully. She says her number is a 35, I believe. And that she feels refreshed and energized. Dude!? She’s the bionic women, of course she feels refreshed when she wakes up. I imagine her system is slowly sapping electricity from the motor used to inflate the bed. If I had her bionicness, perhaps I would feel energized too! But alas, I do not. I feel like shit. My back aches and I was stiff as hell this morning when I awoke (I’m not talking about /that/ stiffness. sheesh).
So anyway, back to the beds. They are basically a glorified air mattress. They have two buttons, up and down arrows. Pressing up causes the bed to fill with air and become more firm. Pressing down allows air to escape from the bed giving you a softer feel to the mattress. And when you find that just so perfect spot, where everything feels cozy and all your worries melt away, well now you have your sleep number. *yawn*
Sleep Number bed = teh glorified and gussied up Aerobed
My sleep number = couch
