Said in Forest Gump like voice. There I was walking down a hall, minding my own business. I took a left expecting to turn into a room, but I had turned left into another hallway, as I took a few more steps, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the room I wanted to enter. I turned and
BAM!!!
I walked into what I thought was an open door, but the immediate pounding in my nose told me that it was a beautifully cleaned, spotless window. I nailed it. It was just like getting punched in the face, my eyes water instantly and my nose and head started pounding.
Anyway, it is the next morning. I still have a horrible headache and my nose is all swoled (it could be a word) up. bah
Did you clean your faceprint off the beautifully clean and spotless window?! And were there any witnesses?
Actually, no, I was seriously dazed when I hit it. It took me a few seconds to figure out just what the hell had happened.
And yes, there were witnesses. The guy said, "I’ve seen that happen on TV, but never in real life…" I bet he was wishing he had a camera.
Here it is four days later, and the damn thing is still swollen. I might swing by a doctor’s today.
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