It really only takes less than a minute for you to wash your hands after taking a piss. Nobody wants your willy germs spread all over the place. Save that for your girlfriend.
While I was using the bathroom last night there was, at a minimum, at least one guy that would take a piss and walk straight out. Even as I stood there washing my hands, they walked right on by, and headed out the door feeling not a bit of guilt for their nastiness at all.
I refuse to even touch the inside door handle in the men’s room without a paper towel.
And please take note of this. If I see where you sit, I will walk by your table and make a comment about your nastiness. I am sure your friends will love you.
You are TERRIBLE, m’friend!
That bothers me too. And you can always tell the guys that only wash their hands because you’re washing yours… something about their body language…
And even then, a lot of them don’t use soap. Granted, water’s better than nothing, but…
Psh posh! It’s all that hand washin’ and Purell hand sanitizer that’s making people sicker. Take some germs, let your body be somewhat accustomed to not always having medicinally clean hands, and be healthier!
…and for the record, I do wash my hands (with soap) when there is ANYONE else in the privy, currently washing or not. Also when I cook for anyone other than myself. *slurp*
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