Rejected
I was bored the other evening, and while watching the television one of those eHarmony adverts came on. I thought it would be interesting to do the profile, and see what it said.
After doing all the questions… I was rejected. eHarmony couldn’t find anyone in their system to match up with me. It’s funny, in a way, but then kinda, maybe it’s not. LOL.
It’s not like I was looking for anything (yeah… keep telling yourself that!), but jeez.

eHarmony rejects everyone
That’s why there’s so many crazy people on OkCupid. "I’m here for the tests. And maybe more?"
ok then, I won’t take it personally. 8bastards*
Guess eHarmony doesn’t get much split-tongue traffic