Critter’s Krib

Us Magazine had a short article and picture showing Lindsey Lohan at age 13 and her sister (now) at age 13.

I wouldn’t have thought 13 for the sister..

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I was bored the other evening, and while watching the television one of those eHarmony adverts came on. I thought it would be interesting to do the profile, and see what it said.

After doing all the questions… I was rejected. eHarmony couldn’t find anyone in their system to match up with me. It’s funny, in a way, but then kinda, maybe it’s not. LOL.

It’s not like I was looking for anything (yeah… keep telling yourself that!), but jeez.

Here is a picture of Talon’s turkey project from school. While it was a family project, I wanted Talon to come up with the design and do most of the work. I, obviously, helped him put things together, and helped steer him in the right direction on a couple of things. I also had him re-write his summary several times until it was some of his better work. He worked hard on his handwriting, it was his spacing that was off.

The turkey is mounted on a second piece of cardboard and covered with macaroni. We then glued feathers over those, and glued a few leaves onto the board. We then pasted the turkey and his summary to the board. Talon titled it, and then we were good to go!

I drove Talon to school on Friday so that his board wouldn’t be damaged on the bus. It was interesting to see some of the other projects, and quite evident which ones had a little too much (IMO) assistance from their parents

This should only be offensive if Imus was dressed as santa.

Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Yahoo News Article

Talon has a project for school. It’s due tomorrow. We should have it finished up this evening. We have to paste a turkey to a piece of cardboard and decorate it, using macaroni, feathers, etc..

We are gluing it to a separate piece of cardboard, and then we are going to doll it up and stick that onto a larger piece of cardboard. It has to have a title on it, so I guess we will decorate that up as well.

Once all of that is done, Talon has to do a small write up on what steps we took to design and put together our display.

I feel old…. but happy.

Well, not really, but that sounds so much more interesting and flashy than “der.. tattoo update”, right?

I know that the 6 of you have been waiting on baited bated breath, whatever the hell that means *shrug*

You can actually see the needles in this one

And yes, the shin area was a bit tender, but only off the bone. Hitting the bone doesn’t seem to bother me as much.

It really only takes less than a minute for you to wash your hands after taking a piss. Nobody wants your willy germs spread all over the place. Save that for your girlfriend.

While I was using the bathroom last night there was, at a minimum, at least one guy that would take a piss and walk straight out. Even as I stood there washing my hands, they walked right on by, and headed out the door feeling not a bit of guilt for their nastiness at all.

I refuse to even touch the inside door handle in the men’s room without a paper towel.

And please take note of this. If I see where you sit, I will walk by your table and make a comment about your nastiness.  I am sure your friends will love you.