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		<title>Who&#8217;s leg is that on cnn.com?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Critter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Oh, yeah.. it's mine   <img src="http://critz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/critter-on-cnn-fail-whale.png" width="606" height="356" alt="critter on cnn.com" style="padding-top:2px; padding-right:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:2px; border:1px #b1b1b1 solid;" />  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, yeah.. it&#8217;s mine</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/31/twitter.fail.whale/index.html"><img src="http://critz.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/critter-on-cnn-fail-whale.png" width="606" height="356" alt="critter on cnn.com" style="padding-top:2px; padding-right:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:2px; border:1px #b1b1b1 solid;" /></a></p>
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		<title>I still very much dislike the holidays.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Critter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might have mentioned it before (can't be bothered to look at the moment), but each procedure in itself isn't/wasn't too bad, but both of them together ... eh... ...  I would totally get back to waiting tables if I have to, it's just hard to juggle the schedule with the boys. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not even sure why that is anymore. The commercialism of it all thoroughly annoys me. It just doesn&#8217;t feel all holiday-ish.. ya know? *shrug*</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s up?</p>
<p>My lack of writing, that&#8217;s for sure. I have felt little to no inspiration or motivation to write anything lately. Hell, it&#8217;s even been ages since I&#8217;ve updated or posted to my Twitter account. Getting let go from Seesmic, just kinda sucked the social media life out of me *shrug* oh well&#8230;</p>
<p>I am healing up decently after both procedures last week. I might have mentioned it before (can&#8217;t be bothered to look at the moment), but each procedure in itself isn&#8217;t/wasn&#8217;t too bad, but both of them together &#8230; eh&#8230; My boys (and by boys, I mean balls) were already sore from the hernia operation. Not sure why.. they just were. Then to have Dr. V attack my balls and cut off their life force two days later&#8230; yeah well. I&#8217;ve never claimed to be all that bright.</p>
<p>Oh, and apparently posting pictures of your vasectomy and your balls on <a href="http://facebook.com/">Facebook</a> is not kosher. Hahaha! You know me&#8230; I just wanted to share. At least the doctor was cool about it. He let me snap away while he was doing the procedure.</p>
<p>So what else? The contract gig I had isn&#8217;t really panning out as I would have liked. Target here I come, right? I would totally get back to waiting tables if I have to, it&#8217;s just hard to juggle the schedule with the boys. Oh well, I&#8217;ll figure something out.</p>
<p>I was growing my hair out again, for a mohawk. I mainly started because I was being lazy and didn&#8217;t want to shave. Then having hair became more annoying than the thought of having to shave it. Back to bald. Sorry Nana.</p>
<p>I totally feel like a fatass. Now, I know that&#8217;s not /really/ the case, as my weight has actually dropped a bit. But it&#8217;s not the kind of weight I want to drop. I have been following the doctor&#8217;s orders and not working out. And to be honest, it&#8217;s effing killing me. Meghann and I plan on starting back up in a couple weeks. I might try to squeeze in a few light bits of cardio in the meantime. It&#8217;s sad how fast the body falls out of it.</p>
<p>What else? hmmm</p>
<p>Oh yeah.. Phoenix just turned 2. Friggin 2 years! Can you believe it?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the boys and I some day last week.</p>
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<img src="http://critz.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/phoenix-talon-critter.jpg" width="700" height="525" alt="The boys and I" style="padding-top:2px; padding-right:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:2px; border:1px #b1b1b1 solid;" /></p>
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		<title>Fail Whale Tattoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Critter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'll get a better picture this weekend.   This one was taken just after it was done.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll get a better picture this weekend. This one was taken just after it was done. It is still quite bloody&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44124451045@N01/2783265768/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2783265768_fcfe39c9b0.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Fail Whale" style="padding-top:2px; padding-right:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:2px; border:1px #b1b1b1 solid;" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Update: Less Blood -</strong></p>
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		<title>Somebody has been spying on me!</title>
		<link>http://critz.org/2008/04/24/somebody-has-been-spying-on-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Critter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How else could they have gotten the idea for this comic strip?!? Mate of mine passed this onto me&#8230; said it was &#8220;so Critter&#8220;. He was right Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How else could they have gotten the idea for this comic strip?!?</p>
<p><a href="http://critz.org/enclosures/20080423.jpg"><img style="padding-top:2px; padding-right:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:2px; border:1px #b1b1b1 solid;" src="http://critz.org/enclosures/20080423-tm.jpg" alt="20080423" width="480" height="240" /></a></p>
<p><a title="GIGO" href="http://willfull.livejournal.com/">Mate</a> of mine passed this onto me&#8230; said it was &#8220;<span style="font-style: italic;">so Critter</span>&#8220;.</p>
<p>He was right <img src='http://critz.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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